7/17/2009

Good Luck Mr. Denture!

Alright, so for the summer I'm working as a Summer Events Coordinator for 2 radio stations, CKMW and The Eagle. My job entails me to go out and about to different events and fairs throughout the Pembina Valley and give away free water and seeds and take entries to my free draw and do live reports on-air. I have the "opportunity" to meet all sorts of people. Now, I meet some really nice people that make the job worth it where I can have some friendly conversations (my small talk is impecable already...I seem to use the same lines over and over and over....). However, I learned something else about my job that wasn't in the job description: I'm a therapist?! Let me tell you about Mr. Denture....

I was at a Farmers Market. So I'm standing there, doing my thing, and this man, oh late 60's early 70's (old enough to wear dentures, hence the name "Mr. Denture") comes up. I say my usual thing about entering my draw, and "help yourself to some free Spitz and water." "Oh no, I don't eat seeds, they get caught in my dentures you see..." was his response. So he starts talking about the conflict of dentures verses seeds. Riviting. He starts talking about how he can't buy anything here. If he had a wife, she would buy things, he says. Nonchalantly he adds that she left him for her boyfriend. Ah-what? He proceeds to ask me if I'm news. Do we get a lot in the news about abuse? He proceeds to name all the sorts of abuse: "Ya know, some men beat their wives? They slap them, punch them, kick them, call them names, rape them..." My response? I simply state that some women do it to their husbands too. Pfft, what the heck am I supposed to say? He goes on to say how embarrassing this is (what he's about to tell me), that he's had women in his life and they've all left him. And he says, "and I didn't abuse any of 'em." This, yes this, is where I begin to start looking around, is anyone else seeing this??? He starts tearing up with a quivery voice! I tell him it's not too late to keep looking for a woman. He says, no, he's given up thinking he's not worth it. I tell him that's foolish, he should never think he's not worth it. He continues to tell me about all the land he owns and his 3 cars and his 4 bedroom house. Again, I say it's not too late to find a lady friend. Again, he's not worth it. Well, you don't need a woman to be happy! I say. But it sure does get lonely... Well, Mr. Denture, get yourself some bachelor friends! I don't have many friends... Get some! Get yourself out there! Stay positive! I don't really remember much after that, he slowly walked away after telling me he told our city mayor to get off his property....

To say the least, it was quite the experience. I thought about making an excuse to get him to leave me alone, but my little self told me, this guy just needed someone to talk to.

Good luck Mr. Denture!

7/13/2009

BBC

So I got back from a week holiday in Beautiful British Columbia. I flew out with my sister Friday morning, with a 2.5 hour layover in Calgary. As I sat in the airport waiting, I had a great view of the Calgary skyline...gosh, I sure do love a good skyline. The flights there were pretty decent. I love WestJet and how they can crack jokes, rather than be all serious. To quote the flight attendant: "If you have any questions or concerns, please keep them to yourselves as we've had a long day and really don't care..." Also, I plan on never sharing a flight with too many children again: "I. Want. A. WINDOW....SEAT!!!!!" Wow...
I arrived on time to change and somewhat make myself presentable for my cousin's rehearsal dinner as we were originally out there for his wedding. His fiancé was there, oh yes, but I didn't even meet her until AFTER the wedding! Anyway, the wedding was fine. Very traditional, bride and groom looked gorgeous (of course). At the reception afterwards, there was a dance. Seriously, if I had ever wondered what it would be like to be at a Napoleon Dynamite dance, this just cleared all curiosity. The WORST dj's ever hahah. Most definitely stuck in the old age...and not just music style...appearance style. Desite! I did a mighty fine tribute to Michael Jackson, if I do say so myself.
After some time spent in Abbotsford (where the wedding, etc was), we headed up through Vancouver to Horseshoe Bay where we took a 40 minute ferry ride and then drove another hour up the coast to a cabin-y resort where we were in a bay that had high tide and low tide. If you're curious, click here...this is where we were-ish. It was a decent time. I spent my time in the hammock next to the hot tub (yep, a hot tub) on the lower porch (that's right, there were two porches) with a book over looking the bay. I went kayaking and caught a starfish (which I touched for the first time...was NOT an easy task that my cousin did trying to convince me to touch it) and I also caught a jellyfish. Interesting blobby creatures...

I could go on with a few stories, but who wants to read an essay during the summer? All in all, BC is a gorgeous place. Flying over mountains was incredible. However, when it comes to mountain driving...I'll stick to the prairies. I swear we went upside down sometimes...

7/12/2009

double delish

okay, so...i LOVE cupcakes....and i enjoy a good cheeseburger...now you can have them at the same time! hahaha